Welcome to Wonko's! At this moment the painstakingly designed background of our web site (which should look white if it is working correctly) is implanting subliminal messages directly into your brain. Those messages basically involve you spending copious amounts of money here on shiny plastic things. But, far from being nefarious in nature, this plan is designed to make us both happy! Now, my enthralled consumer slave, SHOP, SHOP AWAY! Shop online or come visit our store today in the Lake Creek Festival shopping center! (Oh, and have a nice day, my fun-ridden minion of monetary compensation.)